Annual Art Gallery report time.

Crap, bloody crap everywhere. What happened to the days when a picture looked what it was supposed to be?


Dear Mr & Mrs Picasso,
Pablo could succeed in this subject if he took the time to learn to draw. Drawing people seems to be one of his biggest weaknesses; along with choosing appropriate colours. How's he doing in accounting class? I'm told that accountants can make good money. There's nothing wrong with having a day job.
Akish (TP)

I like Scotch.

It's a good drink for getting plastered fast. I like the Scotch people too. Sure they're mostly pissed and trying to pick a fight but at least they don't waste their time making poncy art. Also, the bagpipes are an honest instrument, rich of tone and not needing amplification. Although, they're best not played after a neighbour has had a night on the Scotch.